Here, he looks normal.
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But...take him to the river and he morphs into Jim Carey. His otherwise normal face transforms into yards of jowls flapping in the wind.
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He also defies gravity! Newton ain't got nothing on Bruno! F = GMm/R² can just stick it where the sun don't shine!
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If he could, he'd also let out deafening screams in frustration à la Howard Dean. He gets frustrated quickly whenever Ryan doesn't throw an object quick enough.
But thankfully, he can only bark.
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My dog's a dweeb. But I love him none the same.
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