Converstation With Vinnie

Excuse me, but what are you doing on the couch? You know the rule: No Dogs Allowed On The Couch.

"Oh there's a rule?"

You betcha. The same one that's been in effect since you were a puppy.

"Are you sure it's been around that long?"

"Cuz I don't remember that rule..."

Well, I'll help you remember it. Get off the couch. Now.

"Do you mean, like, right now?"

Yes. RIGHT NOW.

"What were we talking about again?
I forgot."






"This rule doesn't apply to me because
I haven't been here since I was a puppy.
Right?"

"And I'm too new for this rule to apply to me.
Right?"