Chihuahua Complaints

It's been really hot here lately.

In an effort to not run up our air conditioning bill, I've been drawing down the window shades and running fans instead of turning the air conditioner on. When it's under a hundred degrees, the house seems to stay cool enough to not warrant turning the air conditioner on.

But I have a feeling a certain little dog disagrees...

"I'm dead...the heat has...
killed....meeeeeeeeeeeee.
Lord! I'm coming home to you!"

Fine, fine. I'll turn the air conditioning on. Yeesh!

"Did it work??
Yep, she's hitting the 'on' switch!
WOOT!"

P.S. Thank you for my get well wishes! I'm back in action. :-)

¡Ay Chihuahua!!

Chihuahuas are vicious.






VERY vicious.






You've been warned!




A Year Ago: You're Playing Those Mind Games...

I Have An Alibi!

"Help...me...I...can't...move..."

"I swear to God on my father's life
(even though I never knew my father), that I found him this way.
I never did anything that would cause him paralysis for telling me about my spay surgery. Honest."

A Year Ago: Them's Fighting Words!

An Update

Carmela is now without her girly bits!
Bust open the bubbly!
Long live The Queen!

Fishy Tales

Ryan has a fish. It's ugly. Don't tell Ryan I told you this.





Ryan's fish has a temper. He gets really upset and red in the face if you get too close.





Carmela is only a little bit bigger than Ryan's fish. Yet they both think they could kick each other's butts in a fight.

"I'll fry your up in some batter..." begins Carmela.

"I'll wrap you up in a tortilla..." fantasizes Ryan's fish.

Monday Morning Funny

Busted Bruno

Hey, dude...you're busted! No jolly balls in the house. The last time you brought that ball inside, we had an incident with you knocking stuff over. Remember?

"We did? I don't remember."

'Need some help?" asks Carmela.
"Let me handle The Meathead."


"What exactly are you doing to do, little one?" asks Bruno.
"You can't exactly make me do anything!"

"LISTEN TO MA AND TAKE THE BALL OUTSIDE, NOW!
I SAID NOW YOU BIG HEADED FREAK!!!!"

"Oh dear, God!" exclaims Bruno.
" Make her stop!!!!"