My Buddy and Me

Today, Bruno had a date with his friend Parker. It's been a long time since these two got together, so a trip to the snow was in order.


Parker is, however, always fashionably late. He was in charge of getting the coffee, so Bruno patiently waited for him to arrive.

"He better have ordered my
double mocha nonfat grande cappuccino
at exactly 108 degrees F!"

When we finally got there, Parker kept running around screaming "BRUNO HAS GOT A FREAKISHLY LARGE HEAD!!!"








So Bruno tried very hard to shrink his FLH in an effort to appease Parker.

"Come on, head! Shrink!"

Good thing Auntie Lisa was there to help Bruno out. She had a long talk with him to just embrace his FLH and be himself.

"Don't listen to Parker, Bruno.
Your FLH is lovely!"

"Ok, Auntie Lisa.
I will just be my freakishly large headed-self!"

With Bruno's confidence back on the mark, Bruno called Parker over for some investigative work.

"Hey, Parker!
Get over here!"




"What??" asks Parker.
"What is it?"






"I think there might be some Milk Bones
buried here that fell outta my Ma's pockets!"







"Oooooh...I'm not allowed to have those!" exclaims Parker.
"Let's find them!"

The day was soon over and it was time to head home. The boys had lots of fun and it appeared that Parker was feeling a little lovey dovey...

"I wish I knew how to quit you, Bruno," says Parker.

"Ummm...I'm gonna pretend
that you never tried to kiss me," says Bruno.

"Parker trying to kiss me was just a bad dream.
Just a bad dream!"