Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies...

"Psssst," whispers Bruno.
"I know a secret about you.
Tomorrow, you're getting spayed.
That's when they take allyour girly bits out
and you technically become an 'it.' "

"LIAR!" shouts Carmela.
"I'm gonna bite your face off
for spewing such lies!"

Carmela, don't bite your brother's face off. It's not nice, and besides, he's right. Tomorrow, you are getting spayed.

"ZOMG!"

"No, please...don't do this!
I promise, I'll be nice!
I'll even be nice to Bruno!" pleads Carmela.

"See, look! I'm totally being nice!
I'm holding his paw for Christ's sake!"

Nope, sorry. It's all scheduled to be done and you're going in. It's for your own good. You'll thank me later.

"Um, Ma..." starts Bruno.
"I think her version of thanks
might be peeing on your pillow.
I'm just sayin'..."

A Year Ago: The Wheels Go Round and Round...