We drove two hours to see the beautiful beach...


And hiked close to five miles...

But apparently, this wasn't enough for someone.
"I really did think there'd be tons of caca.
I haven't smelled a single one!"

"Yeah, I have admit I'm also disappointed.
I thought for sure there'd be tons
of dead seagulls around or something."

I haven't smelled a single one!"

"Yeah, I have admit I'm also disappointed.
I thought for sure there'd be tons
of dead seagulls around or something."

Don't despair! Look, there! On the beach! Seagull caca and a dead segull! JACKPOT!

Seriously, Vinnie. I think you might find it your life's calling to start a Zagat's guide for best areas to locate wildlife caca.



HOLY CRAP! Enough about wildlife caca you guys! Let's share with the readers what else we did...

YES!


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"VROOOOOOM!"

Seriously, Vinnie. I think you might find it your life's calling to start a Zagat's guide for best areas to locate wildlife caca.
"Oooooh! Great idea!"

"HA HA!" laughs Carmela.
"A book about caca!"
"A book about caca!"

"Will it have pictures?" asks Gino.

HOLY CRAP! Enough about wildlife caca you guys! Let's share with the readers what else we did...
"You mean we did something
else besides look for caca?"
else besides look for caca?"

YES!
"Are you sure?
Because I think all that we did was climb up
on ths rock and sat here waiting for birds to shit nearby."
Because I think all that we did was climb up
on ths rock and sat here waiting for birds to shit nearby."

"Yeah, I'll look out here for more dead seagulls.
They all seems to be in the sky for some strange reason."
They all seems to be in the sky for some strange reason."

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