Back By Popular Demand. . .Break Dancing Pug!

Ryan and I always wonder where Gino roamed before he was found by Alicia and how he survived on the streets. It appears Bruno was also curious on what Gino did to survive and the conversation went a little something like this . . .

"You know, when I was a feral Pug, I survived by break dancing on sidewalks
and people would give me money for my awesome dance skills.
What? You don't believe me?"

"First, I'll do the worm..."

"Oh my God, Ma, make him stop, please!"


"I'm closing my eyes! Your breakdancing skills are horrible!"

"For the love of God, STOP!"


"Holy...that's just obscene!
You didn't breakdance for money...
you showed your Pug bits for money!"


"Bruno's just jealous of my awesome breakdancing skills!"

"I'm tired now. Break dancing is a lot of work!"

Fun Without Ma!

While I slave the day away in the laboratory,
Ryan decided to take the boys on a "Boys Only" trip.



Vinnie looks a little bit too damn excited to be without me!

At least Gino was a little bit worried.
"Are you sure Ma wasn't going to meet us here?"

"Ma ain't here, dummy" says Bruno.
"Come on! Let's have some fun!"


"Daddy," says Bruno "I really like these 'Boys Only' trips!"

Alright Bruno, it would appear that you are enjoying my
absence just a little bit too much!
At least one Pug is still looking for me. . .

"Come on! Let's get wild! It's just us boys"

"We can make funny faces to our hearts galore!"

"I have a big stick!"

"NO! I HAVE A BIG STICK!" shouts crazy-with-fury Gino!

"Uh oh...you're not thinking of doing
what I think you're thinking of doing!" shouts Gino

"Yep!" answers Bruno


"I'm going Rock Diving!"

"Oh man, this is just way too much fun!
Ma never lets me get this dirty when we go out together!"

"New Daddy, it was kind of fun without Ma!"

"Wait don't tell her I said that!
Here, I'll practice my
'We Missed You So Much, Momma!'
face for when she gets home!"

LOLMAFIA!

I am addicted to those web sites with pictures of pets and idiosyncratic captions. If ever I am in a bad mood at work, I'll just pop open the following websites and instantaneously burst out laughing:

• http://www.lolcats.com
• http://laughoutlouddogs.com/

Obviously, I need lots of practice learning how to speak "LOL" language, but here a few of my attempts at being witty. That's WITTY, not whitey. I'm accused of trying to be that also.

:P