(Dammit, when she decided to come around and Bruno didn't move, I snatched my camera as quick as I could. Unfortunately, I didn't have the right lens! Arg! Sorry some of them are blurry!)"So is this all the dogs you have living here?
Anymore I should be aware of?"

"What happened to your nose?
Why you got no nose?"

"Huh? What Chihuahua?
I don't see a Chihuahua anywhere, Ma."

"Where is there a Chihuahua?
Why do you keep saying to look at a Chihuahua??"

"Seriously, did you take your meds this morning?
You're seeing things. I don't see a Chihuahua!"

"Ma, you're starting to scare me.
There is no Chihuahua!"

"La la la! There's no Chihuahua here!"

"Oh...that! Um, that's not a Chihuahua.
It's a figment of your imagination!"

"Why does he keep saying I don't exist?
Are all the men who live here stupid?"

"Ma, she's freaking me out!!!!!!!!!!!"