Mar 17, 2010

Green With. . . Embarrassment!

The Canine Mafiosos are green this St. Patrick's Day. They're green with embarrassment that it! On my recent shopping trip to Target, I discovered the $1 section had lots of St. Patrick's Day props. So, naturally, I grabbed what I could in order to deliver an awesome St. Patrick's Day post for you readers.

But you see, somehow Bruno got wind of my plans. I don't know how he did it, but he managed to scheduled himself a trip to San Francisco under the protective arms of his grandfather on the day I planned to do this photo shoot. Rats!

So I did what I could do...tortured the rest of the dogs. Only, as usual, Carmela was *not* having it. I'm used to it!

"Are you sure this hat makes me
look handsome?" asks Gino.

Yes, you look extraordinarily handsome. Now, get back on that blanket and lay down so I can get my shot!

"Um. . . is Bruno underneath
the hat?" asks Carmela.

"This is taking way too damn long.
More cookies. NOW!" demands Vinnie.

"Bruno? Are you under there,
meat head?" asks Carmela.

"I don't think this hat is for me," says Gino.
"I really need something that will bring
out the structure in my face."

Your face is flat, for Godsake's! YOU LOOK FINE. Now stop blocking Carmela and lay your pug butt down on that blanket so we can finish!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Where did Gino go??

"He said something about
a wardrobe change, " informs Carmela.

That's better!
Now I'm smokin'!" exclaims Gino.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!


  1. oh gino you are furry handshum wiff any hat
    i sure hope mommish gave you some nom nom's for the torture you poor woggies had to endure
    these humans get cwazy wiff the hollydaysh
    happy st pattys day
    pibble sugars
    the houston pittie pack

  2. Priceless!! Thanks for the St. Paddy's Day giggle!!

  3. Haha! I love it! What a crew, even without Bruno!

  4. Love the photo shoot!! Very classy!! Would have loved the seen Bruno wearing a hat though!!! Happy St. Patty's Day!!!



  5. Happy St. Patrick's Day! And, um, Gino, what are you smoking, exactly ... ?

  6. I keep thinking, it doesn't get any better than this. . . . and there you go again. I, literally, am under a Code Red alert for the mascara. . .

  7. Ahhh they're so photogenic! That last one is perfect!

  8. hey Mary,

    your pups are precious!!!

    Dogster Dog here! Just wanted to stop by your blog to award you with our top dog blogger award! I couldn't find your email, so hopefully you get this message. If you're interested, just shoot me an email at nam(at)! WOOFS!


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