Obviously, I need lots of practice learning how to speak "LOL" language, but here a few of my attempts at being witty. That's WITTY, not whitey. I'm accused of trying to be that also.
Today is a big day for The Family.
Ma and Dad have been married for 4 years.
They eloped and would do it again in a heartbeat.
To celebrate, they took us hiking.
Let’s get this hike started!
This way, Ma!
Just follow the butts, Ma!
The men will lead this hike!
There’s only one cool way to hike—with your tongue hangin’ out!
Anyone bring a ruler? I think Vinnie wins!
How long is this hike again?
this meathead keeps slowing us down with his one million pit stops!
I can’t help it! I’m big boned!
What’s next on the agenda?
Let me guess what Bruno wants to do next…
You guessed it! Another break!
Let me just catch my breath for a second…
For dog’s sake…can we get going?
Fine. Let me see what all the fuss is about! I’ll take a break!
Phew! That wasn’t actually too bad! I think I like these breaks!
Ha ha! Bruno is a turtle! Whachoo mean my tongue looks obscene?
Hehehe..Ma said your tongue looks obscene!
Don’t tell anyone…but even the Fun Police take a vacation!
We are not having fun! Well...maybe just a little bit!
One question…what time is lunch?
These Anniversary trips are pretty fun!
Daddy? Any chance we can find a lake or river to swim in?
I’m pretty hot, too! I need a swim to cool off my tootsies!
Phew! Now I am all cooled off!
Um…Bruno? What are you doing?!
I have to get a big stick!
Bruno, you call that a big stick?
Now this is what I call a stick!
See you around!