Oct 18, 2010

Allow Me To Introduce Myself (Part 2)

I must have stepped away from the computer for too long. Because 1) I have no idea what date it is. I rely too much entirely on the computer to tell me what date and time it is. And 2) Blogger decided to update its template for composing posts. Which is driving me bat shit crazy. But then again, I manage to now function an entire day on two hours of total sleep, so pretty much anything drives me bat shit crazy. ;-)


What I am grateful for is that the baby is not driving the dogs bat shit crazy. Even when he's proudly showing off just how awesome his lungs work. They have adjusted to the baby's presence completely. . . and Bruno's definition of "completely" is that the baby doesn't exist. No sirree! No baby here! Sure, I may be holding something small and smelly in my arms, but it doesn't exist! La la la! No baby here!

It only took Bruno about three weeks to, on his own, take one tiny sniff of the baby. And then he ran. I'm waiting to see just how long it's going to take for the next sniff.


Carmela thinks the baby is alright.  She does, however, have a few complaints.




"He's kind of smelly. Especially his bottom half.  
He reeks like 50% of the time. 
What gives?"







"And before he starts to really stink, 
he makes the weirdest faces.
See?"






"And how come he always acts drunk?
He has no coordination whatsoever."






"Are you sure he's not getting into
your liquor cabinet when you're
not looking?"






"And how come he has so little fur?
It seems to be only concentrated on the top of his head.
Is he some kind of new weird-haired breed?"








"Alright, maybe there's one good thing about him. . .
he always has cozy blankets wherever he goes.
I guess he's alright."








"But don't tell anyone I said that!"

7 comments:

  1. Carmella, you forgot to say how adorable he is!

    Poor Bruno...

    Pugs & Kisses,

    Yoda & Brutus

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  2. The new addition is absolutely adorable!

    I've been following your blog for a while, and never really commented, but congratulations on a beautiful new baby! Seems like he'll have lots of "big" brothers and sister to keep him safe and entertained.

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  3. Oh my gosh that's so funny about Bruno.
    Carmela, this baby could be your new partner in crime!!

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  4. Carmela seems to have made the baby her own - so cute!

    He's just plain adorable, 50% stinky or not!

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  5. Carmela, where are your motherly instincts!

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  6. What's Gino & Vinnie's take in all this?? Oh, wait -- that's probably Part III!

    Precious babe.

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  7. hahaha loved it, that last photo is amazing!

    Just discovered your blog *likes!*

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