the dogfathers

Oct 15, 2009

Taking The Blame

"Vinnie!
Get your curly-tailed ass
over here, now!" demands Carmela.

"Huh? Whatcha want?" asks Vinnie.
"Look deep into my eyes..." instructs Carmela.

"Ow! What are you doing?!
My brain hurts!
Everything...is...getting...dark....,"
mumbles Vinnie.

"Good! Now, listen to me!
When Ma comes into the kitchen,
you're going to tell her that it was YOU who
ate holes in her underwear.
Got that?
It was YOU."

"Shoot! Here she comes!
I better unhypnotize you quickly!
Abracadraba, Shama-lama-ding-dong, Shazzam!!"

"Now go!"

"Oh, hi!
Um, I was supposed to tell you something.
Dang it, what was it?
Oh yeah, um, I totally, like, baked your underwear.
Yeah, it was me that baked your underwear."

Oct 10, 2009

Sometimes it's hard to me to get a gauge on what our readers like to see. I know we have an eclectic mix of breeds making up The Dogfathers, so surely we must have breed lovers reading our blog.

Here's your chance to dominate the air waves for a month. Could you kindly please take the poll on the right hand of the blog?

The winning member of The Dogfathers will be showcased for an entire month. This gives me ample opportunity to make sure the readers are getting exactly what they want. ;-) And, because I'm nice, the poll is set up so that you can vote for more than one Mafioso. I have a feeling it might be hard for some of our readers to pick more than one. :-)

But mostly, I'm hoping Bruno wins. This gives me guaranteed torture time with Bruno and the camera.

So who would you like to see showcased?

More Bruno?