Dec 25, 2007

Best Day EVAH!

I hereby declare this the best day ever! I spent the morning with my men. I met Ryan at our favorite spot and we took a nice long hike. It was during this hike that I fully realized how much I miss Ryan and my Mafiosos.

Because of my absence, I can only assume, Bruno was full of spunk today!I hadn't seem him for two days and he was very excited to see me. I've never had so many giggles erupt watching him!


Double wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

And then he does the thing where he taunts the Pugs. I wish I knew what it is that he whispers to them that gets them so riled up!

shouts Bruno.

"Hey, did you hear me?!

"Oh no he didn't!" exclaims Gino. "Let's get him!"

"That's right, you big ol' meathead! You better run your big ol' ass!"

"Say it to my face!" shouts Gino.

"Say it to my smooshed-up prune face!"

"Hehehe. I win everytime!" says Bruno.

"Ma, that's not true right? We don't smell like wet ass, right?"

And just so you all know... The Fun Police doesn't rest because it's a holiday!

And they are not afraid to use excessive force to bring those having fun down!

Seeing the Gino was getting violent, I tried distracting him. I sat Gino down and asked him a very serious question.

"Gino, what would you like for Christmas?"

"My two front teeth!" he replied.

"Ha ha! Just kidding!
I already have a full set!"

Vinnie wants to know if we can go home now.
It's so cold that he's afraid his tongue might freeze off!

"Not yet!" says Bruno.
"I see something ahead that needs conquering!"


"Surely Bruno won't want to go into a river
filled with water from the ice caps, right?" asks Vinnie.



And of course, a trip to the river isn't complete if Bruno
doesn't walk the rest of the way home with a rock in his mouth.

When we returned home, Bruno had a very important question to ask me. I was shocked when I learned his questions wasn't "When are you coming back home?" It was instead...

"Did you bring us any presents?"

But of course my son!

Bruno gets to pick first. After all, he's the oldest!

" many choices! I pick this one!"

"Hey, Ma! I have another question for you..."

"We can have more than one toy, right?"

Ok phew! Because I eated this one!

Oh yeah. Blue says Merry Christmas.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to quietly back away
from her face
before she rearranges mine.

And then I turn around and see these two Guidos....with fuzz on their chins.
Honestly, I couldn't pose them like this if I tried!
They somehow manage this hilariousness on their own!

"Pugs are stoopid," declares Bruno.

And this is how Christmas of 2007 ends...
three very tired dogs wishing you Happy Holidays!

The Fun Police and I wish you a very Happy New Year!


  1. so cute!!! I love it all! I'm so glad that Gino's first Christmas with you and your family was such a fun and special one!

    Merry Christmas!

  2. So glad you had a happy Christmas together. I LOVE that first picture of Blue. It looks like you have a filter on the camera lens. Did you get your new cam? Happy Blue fully recovered...she's a beaut!


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