Jun 16, 2009

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies...

"Psssst," whispers Bruno.
"I know a secret about you.
Tomorrow, you're getting spayed.
That's when they take allyour girly bits out
and you technically become an 'it.' "

"LIAR!" shouts Carmela.
"I'm gonna bite your face off
for spewing such lies!"

Carmela, don't bite your brother's face off. It's not nice, and besides, he's right. Tomorrow, you are getting spayed.


"No, please...don't do this!
I promise, I'll be nice!
I'll even be nice to Bruno!" pleads Carmela.

"See, look! I'm totally being nice!
I'm holding his paw for Christ's sake!"

Nope, sorry. It's all scheduled to be done and you're going in. It's for your own good. You'll thank me later.

"Um, Ma..." starts Bruno.
"I think her version of thanks
might be peeing on your pillow.
I'm just sayin'..."

A Year Ago: The Wheels Go Round and Round...


  1. Oh my goodness, the juxtaposition of Carmela's tiny little paw with Bruno's huge paw is too cute!

    Psst! Carmela. When you get back from your procedure, I'll bet you will get lots of extra coddling and attention and treats. Milk it for as long as you can!

  2. awww adorable. I love the size difference. They make for great pics :)

  3. lol!! carmela's facial expressions are soooo cute!!

    good luck tomorrow little carmela. you'll do fine.

  4. Little Carmela is too cute! Good luck little one everything will go super!

  5. i love their expressions, and especially how teeny her paw is on bruno's! give the meathead a hug from the east coast:)

  6. lmfao I love this story
    gotta love dogs! :)

  7. LOL! Best post ever!

  8. I forget how tiny she is. We all hope you're back to yourself soon Carmela.

    Bobo, Meja, Mommy


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